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June 25 学生妹看图写话no.1
小志正常的脚不丫子和我这残疾脚不丫子的对比，偏要跟我比，偏要跟我比，偏要．．．
no.2
婆婆一直要我老实点儿，我不听话，所以这回给我写在了绷带上，婆婆的话看来是金科玉律，切记切记
no.3
之所以摆出胜利的手势，一是展示我完好无损的玉手，二是要为同学们异常积极倾情奉献的涂鸦表示感谢．感谢你们让残疾人有了艺术的标志．想起那句话，男人用刺青标志力量，女人用刺青标志爱情，而她们，用在我暂时残废的脚上涂鸦表示．．．＂你丫残成这样太他妈有才了＂
no.4
这个吊绳是集体智慧的结晶，汗．．．虽说我吊着也不太舒服．．．忍了
no.5
伍爷，老给我高分儿的老师，大气，爷们儿，够意思
no.6
如果说最想和哪个大学同学来点小暧昧，估计就是他了吧，８６年诶，哈哈像刘翔．遗憾旁边跟他亲密接触的女生不是我．呵呵
no.7
内蒙古的，摇青一个，丫一直这么帅么，恩，是．亲过丫的脸，在大伙一块儿玩儿大冒险的时候，哈哈
no.8
我口中无休无止提起的婆婆，大学同学，老乡，我高中同学男朋友的亲妹妹，我要给我高中死党介绍的相亲对象，相约２６没嫁就一起去参加７分钟相亲派对的妞儿．以后要一块儿混社会的嘞，也是老娘背背山的首选，哈哈
no.9
青岛不是个＂破地儿＂，谁这么说我跟丫急，很多人一直会说自己的家乡多好多好，同时始终无法融入自己生存的异乡．青岛对于我来说，有无边的风景，还有忘不掉的人们和感情．如果结婚，也许我会选择这里
no.10
这张的意思是，大学我爱你，同学我爱你，老师我爱你，爱，不是轻率之人口中肆意放出的话语，而是一种长久的注视，还有长久的感动．
no.11
爷我毕业了！复杂的愚蠢的操蛋的黑暗的社会，放马过来吧！
June 20 伤1.丢人
像僵尸一样,蹦着跳着,从家到门口,从门口到电力医院,从医院又到出版社门口,僵尸样子被问路的路人见到,被的哥看到,被年轻如花的小护士看到,被英俊的大夫看到,被领导同事统统看到....丢人!
2.肩膀
一个人挂号,一个人取药,一个人打针,一个人坐着等皮试结果,一个人,统统一个人,拿着手机,也不知道该对谁讲,对谁讲都没有用,因为统统统统他妈的不在身边...肩膀?不需要!
3.疼
有那么一点,有时候点多一些,省略号一样的排出六个以及更多.刺刺的,辣辣的,热热的.疼到难忍的时候就去厕所哭一场.医生说烫的很轻了,10天就能好,可他没说疼痛是不是最轻的.我没出息!
4.疤
不是疤痕体质,晨姐和小乖谭也一个劲儿安慰我,不会有疤的.可是还是好怕哦~~~我美丽的脚不丫子...有人在qq上问,没烫到脸吧,我靠,亏你丫想的出来,暖水瓶怎么会掉脸上啊?!你以为馅儿饼呢?我靠!
5.蔫
彻底的...
悼念绿的脚不丫子
June 17 华丽是人还是曲June 07 peerlesswho says you can't go home
who says you can't go back
fuck
it's my life
doctor, actor, lawyer or a singer why not president, be a dreamer you can be just the one you wanna be police man, fire fighter or a post man why not something like your old man you can be just the one you wanna be why not president, be a dreamer you can be just the one you wanna be i know that we all got one thing that we all share together we got that one nice dream we live for you never know what life could bring coz nothing last for ever just hold on to the team you play for i know you could reach the top make sure that you won't stop be the one that you wanna be police man, fire fighter or a post man why not something like your old man you can be just the one you wanna be doctor, actor, lawyer or a singer we may have different ways to think but it doesn't really matter we all caught up in the steam of this life focus on every little thing that's what does really matter luxury cars and bling thats not real life i know you could reach the top make sure that you won't stop be the one that you wanna be June 05 无敌-唯一值得握住的手生存的全部景象都有一种神奇性
就像是一个你脑子没法儿转过弯来想明白的把戏.
与其说是把戏
可能我更应该说是一个严肃的玩笑.
你唯一能逃避它的办法就是假设有某种变魔术般的的解决问题的办法
--非得出现某种神奇的东西
由它把你从日常的现实生活中解脱出来.
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